Satan don't go for choir boys

Telegraph | News | Vatican offers course in Satanism and exorcism

Thank goodness the men of god (so proclaimed by themselves, at least) go to the root of evil things and ... well, root it out.

I mean, everyone knows by now that Satanism (going around acting like an asshole and spouting xstain demeaning phrases approved by his holy fatness, Howard Stanton--I'm sorry, Anton Szandor Lavey) is the number one source of evil in this world, right?

What's that you say? The Vatican and the mafia working together?

Nah, that's just business as usual, that ain't evil.

Ban music that refers to Satan in any way! In fact, to be sure, shoot everyone who seems to be gesturing with hir hands in that evil manner we've all seen on TV.

The popes've been doing these sort of things before, and you know what they used to say then?

Kill them all; God will know his own.

How the fuck did we let these assholes get to be where they are (ie, in charge)?

By being lazy assholes, I guess. The depth to which the human soul will sink just to avoid accepting any sort of responsibility (which often entails the possibility of being blamed), continues to surprise me ... while, in a strange way, not being surprising at all, at all.